Your Go-To Realtor for Ventura County
Over $40,000,000 Sold & millions more in escrow
Top 1.5% of Realtors in the U.S.A.
51+ Homes Sold & counting
How Much Is Your Home Worth?
Find Your Dream Home Today
Shop Realtor Goods
⋆
Shop Realtor Goods ⋆
Whether you're gifting a Realtor, rewarding yourself, or surprising your real estate bestie, shop Real Estate goods for a playful twist to the professional grind.
Navigating escrow can be like riding a rollercoaster — thrilling, terrifying, and occasionally worst behavior-inducing. This keychain is the perfect peace offering for those "I can't believe I said that" moments. Whether it’s for the A-type Realtor on the other side of a deal, a buyer you probably should apologize to, or your own long-suffering loved one, it’s a humorous reminder that love (and real estate) conquers all.
🔑 Features:
Perfect size for keeping those house keys in check
A lighthearted closing gift for homeowners, agents, or anyone who came near that disastrous escrow
Durable and designed to last through every transaction
Because what happens in escrow…stays in escrow.
Stay hydrated while spilling the tea (or just your iced coffee) with this cheeky cup. Whether you’re navigating client drama, celebrating a closing, or just surviving another escrow saga, this cup is the perfect sidekick.
🥤 Features:
Holds 40 oz of water (or wine, whichever comes first)
Keeps drinks cold for hours — just like that one deal in underwriting
Stainless steel and durable, because real estate agents need things that last longer than buyer remorse
It’s bold, it’s honest, and it’s probably the most refreshing thing since your last commission check.
Because some deals require caffeine, cardio, and a little damage control.
This bundle is for the real estate pros who’ve seen it all — from pre-approval meltdowns to mid-staging crises and clients ghosting after 5,000 showings. Whether you’re gifting it to your favorite agent (or treating yourself after a wild closing), this trio is your new must-have.
💼 What’s Inside:
🔑 "I’m Sorry for What I Said When We Were in Escrow" Keychain
🧢 "Staging is My Cardio" Hat
🥤 "I Told My Broker About You" Stanley Cup
Whether you're grinding through back-to-back showings or just want to look like the boss you are at your next open house, this bundle keeps you stylish, sane, and slightly sarcastic.
📦 Perfect for:
Closing gifts for your hard working agent
Real estate besties
Treating yourself — because that deal didn’t close itself
Earn your commission in style.
MEET V
Vanessa Porter — aka V is for Ventura — is a Ventura County native with deep knowledge of the local market. In 2025, she was ranked in the Top 1.5% of Realtors nationwide by RealTrends Verified, recognizing her expertise and commitment to service.
Vanessa is proudly affiliated with LIV Sotheby’s International Realty, the leading luxury brokerage in Ventura and Ojai. Over the past five years, she’s successfully closed more than 50 diverse transactions, from first-time buyers to investment properties and everything in between.
With a background in Sales, Marketing, and Events, and a BA from Pepperdine University in Intercultural Communications & Social Work, Vanessa blends strategic negotiating with heart. Her work is shaped by a lifelong belief in housing for all — a value rooted in her early career when working at a women’s shelter. She donates a portion of each of her commissions to Ventura’s Turning Point Foundation.
Vanessa also brings humor to the hustle with her line of cheeky, Realtor-centric merch, created for agents who need a laugh during the toughest escrows.
Recently Sold
Contact
Please complete the form below and I will get back to you within 24 hours.