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Whether you're gifting a Realtor, rewarding yourself, or surprising your real estate bestie, shop Real Estate goods for a playful twist to the professional grind.

I'm Sorry For What I Said When We Were in Escrow Keychain
$11.99

Navigating escrow can be like riding a rollercoaster — thrilling, terrifying, and occasionally worst behavior-inducing. This keychain is the perfect peace offering for those "I can't believe I said that" moments. Whether it’s for the A-type Realtor on the other side of a deal, a buyer you probably should apologize to, or your own long-suffering loved one, it’s a humorous reminder that love (and real estate) conquers all.

🔑 Features:

  • Perfect size for keeping those house keys in check

  • A lighthearted closing gift for homeowners, agents, or anyone who came near that disastrous escrow

  • Durable and designed to last through every transaction

Because what happens in escrow…stays in escrow.

I Told My Broker About You Cup
$39.99

Stay hydrated while spilling the tea (or just your iced coffee) with this cheeky cup. Whether you’re navigating client drama, celebrating a closing, or just surviving another escrow saga, this cup is the perfect sidekick.

🥤 Features:

  • Holds 40 oz of water (or wine, whichever comes first)

  • Keeps drinks cold for hours — just like that one deal in underwriting

  • Stainless steel and durable, because real estate agents need things that last longer than buyer remorse

It’s bold, it’s honest, and it’s probably the most refreshing thing since your last commission check.

The Ultimate Realtor Survival Kit (Bundle)
$74.99

Because some deals require caffeine, cardio, and a little damage control.

This bundle is for the real estate pros who’ve seen it all — from pre-approval meltdowns to mid-staging crises and clients ghosting after 5,000 showings. Whether you’re gifting it to your favorite agent (or treating yourself after a wild closing), this trio is your new must-have.

💼 What’s Inside:

🔑 "I’m Sorry for What I Said When We Were in Escrow" Keychain

🧢 "Staging is My Cardio" Hat

🥤 "I Told My Broker About You" Stanley Cup

Whether you're grinding through back-to-back showings or just want to look like the boss you are at your next open house, this bundle keeps you stylish, sane, and slightly sarcastic.

📦 Perfect for:

  • Closing gifts for your hard working agent

  • Real estate besties

  • Treating yourself — because that deal didn’t close itself

Earn your commission in style.

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MEET V

Vanessa Porter — aka V is for Ventura — is a Ventura County native with deep knowledge of the local market. In 2025, she was ranked in the Top 1.5% of Realtors nationwide by RealTrends Verified, recognizing her expertise and commitment to service.

Vanessa is proudly affiliated with LIV Sotheby’s International Realty, the leading luxury brokerage in Ventura and Ojai. Over the past five years, she’s successfully closed more than 50 diverse transactions, from first-time buyers to investment properties and everything in between.

With a background in Sales, Marketing, and Events, and a BA from Pepperdine University in Intercultural Communications & Social Work, Vanessa blends strategic negotiating with heart. Her work is shaped by a lifelong belief in housing for all — a value rooted in her early career when working at a women’s shelter. She donates a portion of each of her commissions to Ventura’s Turning Point Foundation.

Vanessa also brings humor to the hustle with her line of cheeky, Realtor-centric merch, created for agents who need a laugh during the toughest escrows.

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  • Margarita D.

    “This is my first home purchase and was nervous on taking the leap. Vanessa made the homebuying process feel seamless and stress-free. We toured a few homes and once I told her which one I "fell in love" with, she made sure we took the proper next steps in getting it. She answered all my questions with patience, and truly had my best interest at heart. Thanks to her dedication and expertise, I found the perfect home—and even negotiated a great deal. I got $14,000 off the seller's original asking price, plus an additional $5,000 in closing costs. I always felt informed, supported, and confident knowing she was in my corner. Highly recommend her to anyone looking to buy in Ventura!”

  • Ryan P.

    “Vanessa couldn't have been more helpful. Her local connections made all the difference and made prepping the house for sale a breeze. Selling a house at any time is a very stressful event, but Vanessa truly made it as painless as possible with her upbeat yet relaxed personality. I got a sense that she really cared for the property and that care shone through the listing she created and ultimately helped sell the house for over asking. I would recommend her to anyone, especially family and friends.”

  • Arianna G.

    “Vanessa truly listened. She helped us understand the market, set realistic expectations, and find the perfect home for our family that checked all our many boxes. Her attention to detail and ability to anticipate what might come up during inspections, negotiations, and escrow was invaluable. Most importantly, she treated us with genuine care, like a friend who wanted the best for us. We are so grateful to have Vanessa in our corner and would highly recommend her to anyone. She made a daunting process feel totally doable!”

  • William B.

    “Vanessa was constantly in contact with us. She took the initiative to get inspections completed very quickly. She is very professional, knowledgeable and sees things through. We would highly recommend Vanessa to anyone who needs to sell their home.”

  • Tyler V.

    “We cannot say enough amazing things about our realtor, Vanessa Porter. Working with Vanessa made the process not only manageable, but genuinely enjoyable. From day one, she was patient, responsive, and incredibly knowledgeable, she made us feel supported, informed and truly cared for throughout the entire process. She took the time to explain every step in detail, answered all our million questions and phone calls, and guided us every step of the way with honesty, professionalism and heart. Thanks to her expertise and dedication, we were able to get everything we wanted within our limited time frame. We could not be happier!”

  • Vaughn R.

    “Vanessa is an outstanding realtor and person! She helped my wife and I find and purchase our first dream home, and we couldn’t be more grateful. From start to finish, she was incredibly professional, making what could have been a stressful experience feel smooth and enjoyable. Her honesty, communication, and organization truly set her apart. We highly recommend Vanessa to anyone looking for a dedicated and trustworthy realtor! She also provides great documentation based on the housing market.”